if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset
Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less.
I believe that it is called an aubergine.
IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM
In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE
NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND
at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours
you used the wrong flag France
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i wonder if the boys will also color coordinate their jail outfits.
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Watch Liam do a twitcam from their jail cell.
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harry is going to tweet in like three minutes about a fucking sandwich or something
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Dance Dare - Celebrities on Ellen. (x)
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When I graduate, I will sneak into all my teachers’ bedrooms and do this:
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Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside
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how that is so subtle harry
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Phineas: Where's Perrie?
Ferb: With Zayn.
Omfg.
I saw the up all night tour dvd and lets just say. It’s freaking heaven.
No like seriously ITS JUST EVERYTHING. Gay moment, Josh Devine, more gay moments, Josh Devine, nice song, 1D closeup , nice song, Zayn’s hitting the high notes like he’s a freaking angel, Josh Devine, Niall’s playing guitar, nice song, Liam’s making sad faces. Harry’s being cheeky. LOUIS IS THRUSTING THE HELL OUT OF ME, nice song, the end.
Lol jk, i can’t describe it. Just buy the damn dvd.
Talitha won the tickets and I love her with every single part of my soul but I still hate her.
AND I MADE FRIENDS I KNOW RIGHT, BIG MOMENT IN MY LIFE.
