February 2012
72 posts
me: *leaves room and walks into kitchen*
dad: hey she came out of her hole
dad: it's like you live in a cave
dad: we haven't seen you in a while
dad: it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
dad: you only leave to stock up on food
dad: oh and there she goes
dad: walking right past me with her food
dad: see you in a few days
Go Harry's step-dad!
keepcalm-beadirectioner:
somearelikemelody:
pound that bitch!
Does Anyone Notice How Liam Gets the Stalkerish...
thosewanderectionboys:
“Every morning when I leave my house, I always look for you”
“When you walk by I try to say it But then I freeze”
“I slept on your doorstep”
“Don’t look back”
“It’s a quarter to 3 Can’t sleep at all”
“Don’t you know all night I’ve been waiting for a girl like you to come around”
and then it gets creepier
“Shut the door, turn the light off”
“Nobody’s going...
zaynlovesithard:
harrrysmammaries:
...
carrot-king-lou:
5boys-1love:
...
The awkward moment when my boyfriends forgot me...
21stickydirection:
It’s alright this time boys, but if it happens again…
1D on Whitney Houstons death.
Niall: RIP Whitney
Harry: RIP Whitney
Liam: Vote for the Brits!
Louis: IN FRANCE BITCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
Zayn: quoting about lyf
france: ten
france: twenty
france: thirty
france: forty
france: fifty
france: sixty
france:
france:
france: sixty ten
world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
france:
france:
france:
world:
france:
world:
france: hundred.
Having homework over the weekend...
shutyourface09:
Friday: “Psh, I’ll do it all on Sunday.”
Sunday:
That once in a lifetime moment when Mom agrees to...
me when i die
st. peter: sorry i can't let you into heaven if you have no soul
me: excuse me?
st. peter: yeah remember that time you didn't reblog a picture of a homeless man and his dog? have fun in the eternal pits of hell you blasphemous demon wench
1D Speech When They Win The BRITS Award
Louis: We would like to thank Liam for all of the hardwork he has put in on Twitter. Thank you Liam.
Harry: We would also like to thank electricity. We owe all of our career to it.
Zayn: When I was little I had two cats, Lily and Lolo.
Harry: Not very original.
Niall: Your hamster was called Hamster...
Male friend: Those One Direction guys are so gay
Me: WELCOME TO THE FANDOM!!!!!
